MothaF*&^%$#@@

3:55am Cali time babyy

just got home from a game night with my actual bestfriend and my friend who i call best friend. i knew this was gonna be a shitty ass nite cus rite before i got to park the police stopped me and said he got 3 calls about me so called driving recklessly on the freeway.

wtf. cavi did wat?

bullshit. if he woulda tried to give me a ticket i woulda fell out of the car and started sizzlin like bacon..anything to get out of a ticket rite.

ok so we went inside and immediatly cracked a bottle and broke out the uno cards. my besfriend who will now be known as dickhead started workin ma nerves. now here is somethin u should know about me 1. im never wrong 2.i hate loosing 3.i hate wen people talk over me 4.im emotional. watever blame it on my ovaries im just an emotional creature.. here is somethin u should no about dickhead 1. he's never wrong 2.he hates loosing 3.he ALWAYS talks over me 4. he is amused by my angry rants[ or as he calls it, tantrums] toxic combination. oh and if u need to kno anything about the dude i call bestfriend know he loves wen me and dickhead argue and he is usually on whater side im not on!

so i win a game,dickhead wins a game, i win a game, dick head wins a game, by now he is actin like a real porkface, braggin about how he is winning because he won the most recent game. i explain its a tie and this game will determine the winner, he aint havin it.. ok so im at about a 5 rite now. im slightly irrated but watever .

he wins the next game after no lie 50somethin minutes of me silently prayin he looses and him runnin his mouth. we started monopoly, he swears up and down i cheat when im the banker & i make up my own rules i kindly tell him to shut what i like to call the fck up about 9 times before i even deal the money. im at about a 7.

nonsense insues.
harrassment and character assasinations from dickhead
cuss words,middle fingers and a murder attempt from me
bestfriend amused by the scene we're making
me debating pros and cons of a life in jail for double homicide

im at a 20 by the middle of the beggining of the game. fckin dickhead.

all this and i ask, if u know exactly what button to push to piss somebody off would u press that button? i respect him too much to call him a bitch but i swear to god[who's ever god] that he makes me mad enuf to tar and feather him.old school.

i left before i had to get ig'nant. flippin couches and bangin on ma chest like king effin kong. now im home ventin my frustrations. tomorrow he should beware cus im always my most evil when i had sometime to think shit thru. warnings*