Thursday, February 12, 2009

driving for dummies

i decided i was gonna write a book on driving. yess this is because for some reason they r teachin people how to drive like fairies now a days. blind def and dumb tinkerbells.

its a work in progress;

1.a speed limit is a suggestion. i suggest u speed the hell up 'specially if u find ur self in front of me

2.yellow lights should b disregarded.they r meaningless..scratch that they mean get yo ass on b4 u stuck at the red light.

3.if wen the light turns green some1 starts drivin b4 u, this is a challenge so smoke that ass.

4.if someone cuts u off it is ur duty to get back n front & granny drive that ass, flip them the hell off or be a player cut ya lights off and tailgate that ass for up to 3miles.

5.pedestrians should not be yealded to, that law was made up by a hippie.
u drive the car so they should yeald to u

6.don't let the coppers catch u ridin dirty.

the more i drive, the more things that will be added. and i gots to drive tonight so lets see wat else happens

1 comment:

achoiceofweapons said...

Write the book dearheart, make a few mill, then we gon get your own bus and a hug!
Stop By! 8-)
Mista Jaycee