r you fckin kiddin!?

STOP iT..



..naw seriously. stop

so i been reluctant about postin on the chrissy rhianna sitch but now im sick. yo stop! u dont know shit about nothin. u dont know not a damn thing about the goings on of the night except for what u've seen in the media.then u follow the crowd like a bunch of sheep. pathetic. quit following tmz,mto and the other tabloid garbage like its the word of god.

everybody lookin at this picture like its a smoking gun but be real and objective for a moment. how did chris do that to her face while driving & not get into an accident nor drive erratically? what, because tmz,us weekly,mto etc said chris whooped her ass its set in stone? well am i the only 1 who heard they got into a car accident? not sayin i believe that for one second but im sayin it as an example, some1 gives u one story [no drama] then another [drama] and hmm which do u run with...

pathetic. i cant rant all i want but it goes nowhere the world if full of the most gullible of gullibles. rick ross or "GOONS" beat the brakes off djVlad but did u care? Maino hit yung berg wit the hand of God..did u bat an eye? Big Pun was a badd wife beater, even got caught on camera pistol whippin his wife..did it affect his spins? juelz santana,busta rhymes,dame dash: all accused of domestic abuse. so y the fck is this so important!!? nobody walkin on this earth is perfect. we all live by our own moral code,& in the end we will held accountable for all the wrong we've done in this life time. have u even been in a fight? have u ever done anything questionable in a relationship? or is your life perfect? yea didnt think so. to whom this may concern: ur fckin stoopid and i hate u and u make my stomach turn. quit bein sheep..cunts/bahhh baaah

its just one of those days..

car window:broken.. & its rainin..
if 1 person,even 1 sings jazmine sullivan to me im goin off!

then i had to go to work. thru my troubles & deal with the damn kids. i had a water bottle and i was sitting outside, took a call from cold stone askin if i could come clear the kids out NOT EVEN 5 minutes pass, i come back and ma water bottle dissappered. not to mention i broke my ear piece and stubbed my toe. grrr
I need a bottle of some wino shit
[20/20 or cisco will do]

I need to have the funnest/"woow cc u od'd tonight"est/randomest/niggerish night ever.

I need to get drunk and roll down a grass hill[again],suggest and follow thru with swimming at 4am even tho ma nigga hair does not do swimming pools,fall on ma ass an insane number of times[as usual], proceed to call text an aim every single person I actually fcks wit and say the illest shit,cry from laffin too hard at the joke I planned on tellin but couldn't cus I fell out from laughter first,get n2 a drunken argument and proceed to act ignorant as hell cus dickhead takes me there [thats what sha said]. I need my bestest to tell me she loves me wit her drunk ass the have me come with her to screen so no1 see her skank ass pissin n a bush.

its been a hell of a day and i need 1 of thoooose nites

blah blah..pass it on

If there is 1 thing that advances just as fast as technology, its ways to piss me off

I hate hate ha[frickiin]te when I get those texts or email chain letters. Omg. Those "send this to 20 people by midnight & ur true love will call you" OR "if you don't send this in 5 minutes to every# in your phone u will be single & miserable for 7 years" ...wtf?

Its always he-frickiin-larious to see how many people actually start sendin those out & its always a-frickiin-nnoying wen they start to come to my phone or inbox. But the only that really kills me r the God 1's..yes I'm sure u have received those "if u love god u will send this out" message

*dead

I feel like a damn devil apprentice cus I for damn sho aint sendin shit out. Provin ur love for god aint got shit to do with text & emails. I should be pressured to prove shit& best believe I don't.I'm all for people prayin for me and that hooplah but do it quietly and quit wastin ma space! It is a bitch goin thru keepin wat u want & deletin the bullshit that fills up ma jack daily

After all this time ma peoples should know to skip ma name but nope I know some ignant fools. Wats annoys u? That would be interesting to know..

driving for dummies

i decided i was gonna write a book on driving. yess this is because for some reason they r teachin people how to drive like fairies now a days. blind def and dumb tinkerbells.

its a work in progress;

1.a speed limit is a suggestion. i suggest u speed the hell up 'specially if u find ur self in front of me

2.yellow lights should b disregarded.they r meaningless..scratch that they mean get yo ass on b4 u stuck at the red light.

3.if wen the light turns green some1 starts drivin b4 u, this is a challenge so smoke that ass.

4.if someone cuts u off it is ur duty to get back n front & granny drive that ass, flip them the hell off or be a player cut ya lights off and tailgate that ass for up to 3miles.

5.pedestrians should not be yealded to, that law was made up by a hippie.
u drive the car so they should yeald to u

6.don't let the coppers catch u ridin dirty.

the more i drive, the more things that will be added. and i gots to drive tonight so lets see wat else happens

Things i learned on my drive home

work neccessities

so i get off work [20 minutes after i was supposed to]
& walk to my car. bernadine was frosted completly. so i get a water bottle and pour half of it on the back window then wipe it down.. go to the front window and kick maself for usin half the damn bottle on the back window when i need the front to see. so i got the top half of my window [d]iced and deciced to try my luck ..

i drove over the island in the middle of the road..wtf

went to the gas station & went to work on the windows by the time i was finished my fingers were red&swollen. it was that cold. got gas got in the car got on the road.

so on my drive home i learned:

1.always do the front first dummy
2.eatin hot cheetoes will not warm u up but will make ur nose run & piss u off
3.tryin to stay updated on twitter while driving is the easiest way to find urself drivin on the wrong side of the road
4.the slow mofos in the cars in front of u cant hear u cussin them out no matter how loud & ignant u get


now im home. its only 306a kinda late but i usually watch the sun rise so its still early to me. had some of the best tweet convos today and got some new friends. yawn. i would do a cb/rhianna blog but the story is so played out i just cant bring myself to it.

fckn brats.. glad i was never a kid

first off let me start by saying that security gets no respect..i am a top flight security officer [get 7 laughs now]

i was at working minding my own business wen i see these 3 scruffy ass kids kickin around a wet floor sign

Me: yo can u please not kick the signs around [walks to pick up the sign]

Pizza Face: sorry officer
Musty McSnaggale Tooth: we wont do it again
Bi-Focals:we was just leavin

[walks to the front door kicks another sign and run]

Me: [yells] you little mothafuckaas!

..security gets no respect. please believe i went searchin for those little so&so's ready to get it poppingston but they disappeared. damn them and their fast little teenage legs

that eff'd up my mood. some1 wrote dick fart on a leather chair..wtf? no, they really wrote dick fart... i repeat wtf?

no that didnt end my night. then i talked to dickhead for like 3 hours and somehow had the same argument we had game night, only this time i didnt plan his death and my escape to cuba. if we werent so similar our friendship would be perfect. he would just be comfortable with the natural order, im right ur wrong so fall back. nope not dickhead, he told me we are similar because i think im he shit and he is the shit. he says that we are both #1's but in this friendship i am #2 he also said i will never be right wen we argue, i say why and he says..BECAUSE.

*Crickets

yes that is where his statement ended. with a because..

i looked at my phone several times during this conversation because i was convinced that there was some kinda problem it. i shook it & i asked if he fell asleep and woke up drunk cus the things that came out of his mouth were crazy. no worries, i was actually quite amused and yes entertained

obsessive behaviors

..the first time i heard a Mos Def record my life got that much more complicated

yet another ridic myspace tantrum

idk why i continue to go to myspace..all i do is look at pages then try to figure out ways to snatch people out of the screen and slap them silly.

simple and plan, just because u said u like sour skittles dont mean anybody else who eats them is followin ur movement. come on now u cant be that gassed..and if u are u should then kindly "cover ur lips in hunny and kiss a beehive" or maybe even kiss a few headlights on a freeway. yea thas soundin about right.

all the time with the trendsetter headlines and the "bitches wanna be me" and the fly shit.shame on it all

"..you know who u are, dont get caught up in who u are supposedly are"

its just too funny to me wen these dweebs [old school] swear they are these big trend setters wen honest to god they aint. too many chicks usually ugly and tacky [just b/c u are wear a bajillion different pieces dont make fly it makes u look like u should be locked up with tha other loony tunes poppin pills and playin checkers], too many dudes dress like the cool kids, too many rappers,and too many lame ducks for one person to take.

B.O.B. who the fck is bob the mixtape. Generations Lost is the song. put it in and LiSTEN to it. not just tap ur foot to the beat.

do me this one favor find me an original in this world of copies and i will bow down til then get yo head outta ya own ass and quit lyin on ur own name. its sad..

our history

if im lyin im flyiin, wikipedia is the devil.
COON: unreliable, lazy,subhuman creatures good for nothing more than eating watermelon, stealing chickens,shooting craps, or butchering the english language.

... that was a coon ass definition



jiggaboo: a really dark skinned black person with strong negroid features (ie. big lips, wide nose, nappy hair)



i still think tha shit is he-larious white people were on some other other shit..

i also looked up, spade, porch monkey,jungle bunny and moon cricket. again all hilarious

if its my business its urs

so i was talking to bestest friend 2nite
[not dickhead & yes we have made peace even tho today he ran some ol bullshit by me that he swore he could get away wit and i had to cut that ass up.. no dice! wait this isnt even about him faze back to the real]

ok me,bestest friend,talking.. so she informs me that she is sittin in front of her babyfather/boyfriend who will be from this day forth referred to as bf-in law.

just so ya kno
*dickhead: best[penis havin]friend and constant pain n ma ass
*bestestfriend: best[cunt carryin]friend & mother of my godson who i call cupcake..pause
*bf-inlaw: bestest friends boyfriend & celeb in my eyes cus he got more game than fckn parker brother,hasbro,mattel, & the creaters or rock paper scissors.

so bestest informs me that she is sittin outside of bf-in laws house waiting for what was goin on an hour for him to come home and talk about why they are not talkin..yess ur eyes did not decieve u. i wont tell the whole ridic story but 1. he had their son my cupcake at a party in a room with bf-in laws god mom while he cranked that souljah boy and got down wit his bad self 2. he was late pickin up bestest from work,had some no good negro in the car and had an attitude then dropped her off and told her to take cupcake in the house along with herself and he is taking [her] car and cuttin. again ur eyes are not playin tricks on u this nigga truly did leave his little peppermint paddy brain at home that night. blah blah happens and he ends up still being able to take her car. this was around 230 am. she waited and waited and yess waited for him to bring her car back. 7ish is wen he brought it back but he just dropped the keys off and left then she goes and checks her car only to see there is a fresh dint in it. so far he had like 6 "incident" in her ride. why she keeps givin his ass the keys, see just so ya now.

now this story goes on but this is where i stop and pose the question is there such thing as magic dick? cus if there is i swear my hand on a xxl magazine he got it. she denys this but he can talk her into anything.this is my bestest friend so it is ma job to wake her shit up wen she is actin crazy but apparently nothin outside of a open hand slap in the face will git this B word to get it together. is it better to be in a relationship like this or be dolo..

im goin wit dolo cus well i can do bad all by myself.pardon the corny yet appropriate movie shout. y am i puttin her on Mac blast? 1. because she doesnt blog 2. cus i aint shit so if its my business it yours..haha brought that title in yo im niccce

the superbowl & the shortest most relevant month of the year

i spent a majority of my day drivin, & tha rest gamblin and gettin tha bluessss!

i bet on the football game and that was some special K shit cus 1 i didnt even know it was the superbowl and 2 didnt even know either team existed. so in true cavi form i placed my bet on the team with the first cute player i seen..

damn u larry fitzgerald!


noo that was the best 15 dollars i ever spent..tastyy

k so i proceeded to play the weekly dice game wit my aunties and i didnt win one single mf'n game. out of like 21 no bullshit. but i got to wash clothes at moms house and mooch some gas money so im good.

its mad late cali time. 433am technically. im sleep blogging. not really but im fillin lines til i remember what this was abou.. oh yea so its black history month and yess this seems like the only month u fruit loops pretend to give a damn about ur history

[whispers* ooh did she call us fruit loops durin black history month]..uhh yea i did

do urself this favor, learn about someone historical and black this month. by now u been learnin about martin luther king jr,rosa parks,underground railroad& dirty harry since like 5th grade and could tell their stories with ease but come on learn about someone else.learn the roots of some words.

blah blah all this to say we learn enough about the history of others at school. since we hve a month lets take advantage. come out of this month more cultured than the last..niggas.lol